December 2011
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
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Of course she took all the blame. She's clearing...
Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Footballer: What?
Me: What?
Footballer:
Me:
Footballer:
Me:
Footballer:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Footballer: But -
Me: Poster.
Leaving. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad. But if...
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Forever alone in the old house with MY internet...
“Fashion isn’t as much fun as it once was. It’s less light-hearted, less...”
– Carine Roitfeld (via the-front-row)
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
ANDREA!!! i love you. ♥
